"Hey Miss H..."

Student: "...where you stay?"

Miss H: "I stay in Roanoke Rapids."

Student: "Roanoke Rapids?"

Miss H: "Yes, Roanoke Rapids."

Student: "Oh, well...where you stay at?"

Miss H: "I'm not telling you my address."

Student: "Why not?"

Miss H: "Because I don't want you showing up at my house! Anyways, my address doesn't come up on a GPS." (This is true.)

Student: "What you mean? Everybody's house is on GPS."

Miss H: "My neighborhood is new and the street isn't on the map."

Student: "So you mean to tell me...If your house is on fire, and you call the fire department...how they gonna find your house?"

Miss H: Laughter. Nothing but laughter.

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Student 1: "...I quit the football team."

Miss H: "Why?"

Student 1: "Because I won't pass my physical."

Student 2: "Do you even know what a physical is?"