"Hey Miss H..." PART 2!

Student (same student from part 1): "...Ima bring pitt bulls to school tomorrow and let them bite all the teachers."

Miss H: "I'm going to write that up as a threat."

Student: "Naw, it wasn't a threat....I was serious!"

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Same student: "...Ima white boy."

Miss H: "Why do you want to be a white boy?"

Same student: "Cuz, I be doing skateboarding tricks."

Student #2: "Yeah, I got a skateboard and some skinny jeans."

Miss H: "Do you think all white boys wear skinny jeans?"

Student #2: "Yup."

Student #1: "Ima white boy. If anyone asks me whats my race, Ima say white African-American. My daddy be orange." (???)

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Same student: "___ said he be po'. He can't afford no lunch. Will you buy him lunch?"

Miss H: "How do you know I ain't po'? What, you think just because I'm white I'm rich?" (I love this line.)

Student #2: "You ain't white. You light-skinned."

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Same student: "And I'm just a herman being."

Miss H: "A what?"

Student: "A herman being!"

Miss H: "You mean a human being?"

Student: "It don't matter...it's the same thing!"


If only you could actually hear these babies talk. So much funnier.